Show Review: Halloween Horror Disco Extravaganza @ Walimat Wardeh

I know I know, I’m breaking the chronological order, but this show is still fresh and sizzling!

 This was a Halloween party where there would be DJing by DJ Basile and DJ Margot and live music by The Incompetents and Scrambled Eggs. There would also be some VJ’ing done during the musical performances by Rachel Tabet and Ramzi Hibri.

 -Before the Show: At first I took the event’s proclamation of “DISGUISE IS A MUST” lightheartedly, but I later discovered that indeed it is quite mandatory. So the Wednesday of that week I got to work on my costume. Since I knew the type of crowd that was supposed to be at this thing, I chose something a bit topical and witty. I would go as the cover of “More Songs from the Victorious City” by The Incompetents. Black cardboard and chalk were all I needed, then with some cutting and scotch taping, there you had it, a costume based on the piece Alfred Tarazi made for the cover and the concept that the band had created where you get to choose between 8 variable covers.

 A friend wanted to come, but she was tired. Early on, there was not that many people there. Sound-check was being conducted by The Incompetents. The costume got their approval. I greeted some people, one of whom was Abdallah Ko, the main character of the collaborative story “Beirut Police”, leader of a double life as a prophet, and member of the improvisational-noise group XEFM. The prophet, whose face was scratched and scarred, predicted that I should do a photo series with the costume. Read on and see if the prophecy was to be fulfilled… Serge Yared and Fadi Tabbal of The Incompetents had gotten into costume by that point. Serge was an 80’s hair metal rockstar, and Fadi was something in that same domain.

 The place had started to fill up, though it was still spacious. I was greeted by a gypsy, a detective, and girl from the future; a friend of a friend, and her friends. Some time passed, and indeed, the prophet’s prediction came true, a skeleton lady wanted to have her picture taken in the costume. She would be the first of many who would do such a thing, including Alfrec Tarazi himself, designer of the original piece, who was dressed as a mish mash of oddities (stripey stockings, tissue paper strips, white face-paint…), or as he said, he was simply dressed as “someone who doesn’t know what he’s dressed as”.

 Haig Papazian, violinist of Mashrou3 Leila, was present. I asked about how recording for their album is going, and he said that it’s almost done, so you should all expect something to be finished for sure by December. I also discovered that those videos/ short movies you see on Youtube that use their song “Raksit Leila” use it without consulting the band. I always had this notion that the band is approached with a request to use any of their songs and they force the film makers to use “Raksit Leila” to endorse it. But that turned out to be incorrect. “Raksit Leila” is the only song available for purchase in stores, so that explains why nobody uses “Zotrine” for example, unless they get it from the band themselves. He too liked the costume. I was glad to see Sharif Sehnaoui was there as well.

 -The Show: After a while, The Incompetents came on, and they were Serge and Fadi accompanied by the pianist Vladimir Kurumilian. They started off with a new song that I like very much. It is a very interesting song, bitter in a way yet cheerful in another. Then some more songs which included “Bullets Gently Flying Over My Head” and “Monster Song”. Serge sang all of the songs, Fadi played guitar, and for some songs, such as “Monster Song”, Vlagimir would join in on keyboard. For some songs, Serge would at points play the guitar while singing, while Fadi would be playing the drums, and sometimes Serge would play the drums while singing. Each also utilized some pretty neat instruments like Serge playing kazoo and somekind of percussion instrument which consisted of a stick with bells on it, and Fadi playing a mini-xylophone. They were briefly joined by Youmna Saba on drums for the last two songs I think. The last was “Urinal Blues (Part 2)”. I liked this performance, because this time they had some more variety in their instruments than the first time I had seen them. For some reason, I did not notice the VJ’ing that much.

 Scrambled Eggs hadn’t shown up yet, but did eventually. At this point there was less room than before. Tony Elieh was a pirate. Malek Rizkallah was a rabbi. Charbel Haber was Charbel Haber. They got the ball rolling with “X to Be”, then “Building A Nest” I think, which I have only heard performed acoustic by Charbel on Ziad Nawfal’s “Ruptured Sessions” CD, so that was nice, hearing it with drums and bass, all electrified like that. Then they played “Russian Roulette”, a crowd favorite and one of their most well-known. A song whose name I am not really familiar with followed, and the performance was wrapped up with “Girls On Fire”, as requested by a girl in the crowd. They were very good and very energetic, but too loud. It was the first time I saw them so I didn’t really know what to expect, how to prepare myself, but it did start getting painful at a certain point, physically painful. It was quite a contrast to The Incompetents’ mellow acoustic guitar-driven sound, but in the end, very raw and gritty. The VJ’ing this time was more noticeable to me. It included such visuals as women doing aerobics and scenes from horror movies, suiting the Halloween occasion.

 -After the Show: The performances did not disappoint, although they were conducted in this room that was cleared of the tables and chairs that would usually be there for the performance that was not fully open, but had a doorway, and a big opening in the wall, kinda like a huge window without glass. Thing is, for The Incompetents, Serge would sing in the doorway, and Fadi would stand behind him, somewhere in the rest of the room, with the drumset being in the back, and the keyboard in a corner, both easily visible from the big opening. This made keeping your focus on all musicians, or perhaps photographing them all in one shot, as it applied in my case, a bit difficult difficult. Same goes for Scrambled Eggs, except it was Tony who was out of view. But still, you have to take into consideration that Walimat Wardeh is more of a restaurant in the end than a place for musical performances and you can’t expect it to be perfectly suited for them, though don’t ask me under what conditions Ziad Sahhab and his band Shehdine Ya Baladna perform there every Thursday.

 By the end of the Scrambled Eggs performance, there was barely enough room left to move. The place was literally packed. I managed to squeeze out of there, bid farewell to whomever I could find in that sea of disguises, and be on my way…

-Photos:

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-Videos:

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I have a video of The Incompetents playing “Bullets Gently Flying Over My Head” which I will edit it whenever I can upload it.

Album Review: The Incompetents – “More Songs from The Victorious City”

For my first album review, I will review the Incompetents’ debut album, “More Songs from The Victorious City”, because it’s the album that started it all with me (I had owned two other local albums before, but this one is what took things to the next level). Since this is the first review, I will briefly explain each category, but next time I’ll just be stating the category and getting straight to the content.

You know what they say, “Don’t judge a book by its cover”, but they never said anything about albums! I do pay attention to the album artwork (both exterior and interior) and logos and other visuals, because I am an artist myself and hopefully a graphic designer-to-be. This segment is directed towards the musicians themselves and the graphic designers that were hired by them.

-The Look: “More Songs” does not have a cover really. Where there should be a cover, there is a gaping “mouth”, the mouth of Roro the Monster, a creation of Alfred Tarazi, and the band’s mascot. At the bottom are teeth, at the top, drippings. Above is the band name, and below is the album title and between that, you can see through the mouth into the interior left-hand sleeve which contains 8 square cards (they appear to be square).

There is one card for each song. This is definitely something I had never seen before, in Lebanon or anywhere else even. Each card has an image on one side and on the other side, lyrics and credits. A brief review of each card:

1-“The Damned Don’t Cry” Cover by Youmna Habbouche: I like this piece. It fuses between nature and the city (i.e. antennas) and has a “rough” feel. It also plays on the “cry” theme by featuring eyes and a single teardrop.

2-“Bullets Gently Flying Over My Head” Cover by Ahmad Gharbieh: This piece is somewhat simple… too simple for me. A hand drawn rat says the lyrics to another, scribblier rat, in front of a plain white background. But they’re not even that well drawn. I’m not a super-duper artist myself, but leaving out so much, it just doesn’t click with me. It could have been better.

3-“Bullets Gently Dancing Over My Head” Cover by Walid Mohanna: This piece here is great. You’d see a pink cat, but a regular head, that has glowing eyes (each a different color), and a rainbow hanging above its head. This creature, against a very classy “wallpaper”-ish background….splattered with blood. Very psychedelic, very surreal, I like!

4-“Disposable Valentine” Cover by Yasmine Yared: Does this look like it was made by a child? That’s because, it was! It was made by Serge Yared’s niece! Well, I can’t really judge this because a child is a child, drawing by raw instinct and emotion, not knowing what’s right or wrong, so I’ll just say it like it is: I see, a very rectangular cat (perhaps a cat-bull hybrid?), with nine throbbing hearts, and it is either floating in mid-air, or the ocean. Perhaps it is the overwhelming love that its nine hearts enable it to experience that cause this gravity-defying phenomena, or enable it to hold its breath for that long underwater (lots of oxygen pumping can be achieved with nine hearts). This girl has potential.

5-“Urinal Blues (Part 1)” Cover by Alfred Tarazi: This is a powerful piece. We have here, 6 beasts (Roro the Monster) with wide-open mouths. They are a thing to fear indeed, but what deliver more power are the colors used, red, white, and black. Jack White has adopted these three colors for his duo, The White Stripes (whom I am a fervent fan of) claiming that they are the three most powerful colors there are. They certainly do strike me in a special way, and they really do add something to the effect.

6-“Prelude to an Abyss” Cover by Josette Khalil: This is an incomplete cover. Serge Yared and Fadi Tabbal are missing their bodies! They are up in the sky amongst the clouds… bodiless! Full cover can be found here: www.theincompetents.com. It’s nice, not mind-blowing, but also not atrocious. The text on the back is cool though!

7-“Urinal Blues” (Part 2) Cover by Rafik Majzoub: I really don’t know what to make of this. There is a bottle, in a crown, with a penis, urinating, and a passed out king, with a duck behind his head? All of this on top of some sort of official typed document, with scratches and circles over and around some words. Seriously, I neither find it magnificent, nor grotesque. I find some things I like in it, and some things that I just can’t tolerate. I am neutral.

8-“Monster Song” Cover by Elie Dagher: To start off, I like the style. There is a nude man with a fig leaf covering his genitals, and it appears that his hands are chained together. A nude elephant-lady with a her bloody trunk between her legs being sniffed by a rat, stands alongside a woman, or man with breasts wearing nothing but a cat mask of some sort, a bell around his/her neck, and a white thong with red hearts on it, behind him/her stands a bewildered chicken. Both these humanoids are standing in front of an oversized bottle of pills that reads “The Pills”. Up in the sky, a man hangs from a noose that seems to be coming out of nowhere and is about to shoot himself in the head. His shirt says “Misunderstood” in a lateral format though. In the background, several people, two men smoking, one lady just staring, one man standing near a table, one lady with her back to the viewer. I like how there’s more than one thing going on at the same time. It’s all very surreal and symbolic, with hints towards sex, drugs, and suicide. But the song lyrics are not written down on this!

Now for the inside, to the left we have Roro superimposed over a map of Beirut, all of this in the mouth of yet another larger Roro. To the right we have a map of Beirut in red on top of which are the album credits and notes (which I found quite charming and funny). They say “And now taht you have purchased this CD, you can be sure that your life is just about to change drastically…”. Indeed it did. How drastic a change? All the topics in this blog I would never have dicovered if not for thic CD. It really pushed me in the right direction.

The CD itself is a variation on Roro, this one having a more circular form.

The back cover is, well, Roro! (as if he hasn’t appeared enough already!) He hovers over the map of Beirut, which is speckled with colored stars, and track names… 

Pssst! Go back inside, because there’s some… hidden artwork! Yes, that’s right, artwork that is not immediately visible unless you remove some things (no, you’re not tearing off bits of the case!). First of all, remove the cards and the CD. Look through the front, you will find Roro in red, in front of a black-star-covered map of Beirut. These are basically the three elements that make up the interior artwork (not the cards). Then, look inside, in the left and right sleeves and you will find two pieces of artwork by Alfred Tarazi (the one in the left is upside down and barely visible due to the hole that is Roro’s mouth) (you can find those images here: www.theincompetents.com). I like! BUT, not really matching the spirit of the album I say. Good move not using them.

Sorry that took so long, but albums don’t usually have as much artwork as this one does! It will be shorter in the future, but that really depends on how many pieces of artwork the release features.

Now for the part you’ve all been waiting for, the music. I wanted to do a song-by-song review (like I once did for this album), but instead I’ve decided on just giving an overall reaction and a couple of comments on each song.

-The Sound: I really liked this record. At first listening to it was “difficult”. I wasn’t repulsed by it, but the thing is, I didn’t immediately think “this is fantastic!” after listening to it. I had to let it grow on me for a while. It has a very fun sound, very expressive even when the song isn’t necessarily joyful. I liked the overall atmosphere of “this is who we are, like it or not”, and the warmth and simplicity (humbleness) of the songs. It has a very acoustic guitar-heavy sound, though I love the variety in instruments that spans everything from jaw harp to duduk. The synthesized pieces and effects showcase Fadi Tabbal’s mastery of audio technology. I enjoy the little sprinkles of humor here and there.

-“The Damned Don’t Cry”: It’s nice. I like the jaw harp, the spoken word segment by Ziad Nawfal, and the background “oohs”. But, it’s a bit too long.

-“Bullets Gently Flying Over My Head”: I love the slide guitar here, it’s relaxing and reminds me of floating or hovering. Unlike “The Damned Don’t Cry”, I wish it were longer!

– “Bullets Gently Dancing Over My Head”: I think the technique that was used on this one (vocal over-dubbing to form an acapella-beatbox tune) was a clever concept.

-“Disposable Valentine”: At first I was not too impressed by this one, but some information came to my attention and I saw it in a new light. I can appreciate the “I give up” feeling. This one is more of a “feel” song than a “groove” song; You’re supposed to be affected by its lyrics more than you are supposed to be affected by its melody.

-“Urinal Blues (Part 1)”: I liked the whimsical and jazzy style.

-“Prelude to An Abyss”: The mix of acoustic and electric guitar is a switch from the dominant acoustic guitar sound.

-“Urinal Blues (Part 2)”: The percussion is nice, and the kazoo adds character.

-“Monster Song”: This is an epic! It consists of 5 portions: “The Deal”, “The Euphoria”, “The Downfall”, “The Guilt” and “The Redemption”. I like the “industrial” feeling of “The Deal”. “The Euphoria” is joyous and simple and psychedelic in a sense. Now for “The Downfasll”, I adore it! It packs a lot of energy, every single element of it! “The Guilt” is two pieces intermingled with one another. One is an ominous organ-driven piece which is nice, and the other is an acoustic guitar driven piece, which I think is too similar to “The Euphoria”. Finally comes, “The Redemption”. This is a very spiritual and heart warming track. There are the echoes, the choir (The Sunken Ship Choir), and the general “uplifting” feeling. To sum it up, this track gets my approval.

Well, that it’s for the first album review. The future ones will hopefully be shorter.

Check out my analysis of The Incompetents here: https://feelnotes.wordpress.com/2009/09/22/artist-analysis-the-incompetents/

Show Review: The Incompetents – Live @ Daraj El Fann (June 22, 2009)

I’m going to continue the Incompetents theme I’ve started off with (this thing won’t just be about them only though!) and review their gig at 2009’s “Daraj El Fann” in Gemmayzeh (June 22, 2009).

 -Backstory:

Ah, such fond memories of this show… First of all, it was my first concert ever. Not my first Lebanese concert ever. First. Concert. Ever. I had been in contact with their lead singer, Serge Yared, for a while back then, so it was a planned meeting, and I was very looking forward to it. And so the day came. It was the last day of finals at school (don’t worry, I passed!), and I’d bought Ziad Nawfal’s compilation CD “The Ruptured Sessions” after finding out that “The Incs” have a new song of theirs on it called “Stripped”. This CD is basically a compilation of acoustic performances from Ziad Nawfal’s radio show “Ruptures” on 96.2FM (every Friday, Saturday, and Monday from 8:00PM to 9:00PM *advertising*), which features Charbel Haber (of Scrambled Eggs), Cristobal, and the main reason I got it honestly, The Incompetents!

 -Before the Show:

I always get to shows early. For future reference (in case this thing gets some attention and anyone wants to meet me in person and ask me what mental condition I suffer). So I get there to find them about to start doing sound check (I believe). So before they got started (or maybe they were just taking a break). I got the chance to meet the guys and ask random questions, cause you know, to me, there are two things to do at a show: 1) See the show. 2) Meet the artist. They were all nice enough to give me their autographs too, twice! For some reason, their drummer Amine Daher had a copy of April Ash’s debut, and only CD, “Home”. Amine was the drummer for April Ash, along with fellow incompetent, Fadi Tabbal on bass. He gave me a free copy of the April Ash CD, and I am extremely grateful (although to tell you the truth April Ash weren’t as spectacular as The Incompetents, but that’s just my own taste). After a while, they got back on stage to continue (or begin) sound check. Now, I hadn’t been to a concert before in my life, so I saw this as a pretty “behind-the-scenes” type thing, but I would later learn in time that sound check is were all the mistakes are exposed in order to be fixed, so it’s basically the crappy version of the whole show to come… and I enjoyed watching it! Unfortunately, I enjoyed it a little more than I should have. I got a lot of videos of it. Dark, shadowy, videos. Oh well. After that they vanished into the streets…

-The Show:

The “show” had started, but it wasn’t the actual show I was waiting for. The Incompetents were to be the closer of that night (best for last!). First was some Arabic poet guy, then Genevieve Youness (don’t ask why I remember her name and not his. I honestly have no clue why). There were VIPs there. I had arranged with some friends to join me there. They eventually showed up and had to sit through Genevieve Youness (guys, I’m sorry). Then after the poet and the singer were done, those VIPs were in for a first-class perfor- wait no, they all left. They had invaded the front row earlier, and when they were leaving, I asked the organizer-lady if we could sit there now, having been exiled from there earlier, and she said: “of course, what else is there for us now anyway?” An awesome band perhaps? Oh well, just give me your seat lady. Then, the guys appeared as mysteriously as they had vanished. They hopped onto the stage and began their set.

 Unfortunately, as it has been a really long time since that show, I do not remember the set list, but I do remember that there was “The Damned Don’t Cry”, which my friends got excited about thinking it was the song “Don’t Cry” by Guns N’ Roses, only to be let down by my clarification, “Bullets Gently Flying Over My Head”, one of my favorites of theirs, where Fadi was having trouble finding his slide, a reworked version of “Disposable Valentine”, which was much more to my liking, more upbeat and energetic, “Prelude to an Abyss”, a new song called “It’s Closing Time”, and a couple more, the whole thing being finished off by a “Urinal Blues (Part 2)” that you can see a brief clip of at the bottom of this post. Abed Kobeissy, the bassist mainly, dons an empty water bottle (the big kind), held to his waist by a belt generously donated by fellow local artist Youmna Saba, who had collaborated with Fadi for her debut album “Min Aafsh El Beit” and still performs live with him. The water bottle provides the percussion now, and it is accompanied by the kazoo playing of Serge and Abed, along with acoustic guitar by Fadi, and extra percussion by Amine. The song ends patriotically, with the band’s own quirky rendition of the Lebanese national anthem. Throughout all of these songs, the sound was great and the band very “into it”, for example, Serge’s occasional dancing.

 -After the Show:

It had truly been a magical night, and all that was let to do now was to say goodbye, and depart, but not before a photo of course. Before the photo, Serge’s sister, Nathalie stopped by to say hello. I quickly did, and I got that photo I wanted. I got to hold the previously mentioned water bottle. And so, we parted ways, each of us having gained a lot from that night. The Incompetents had played what Serge later called “our best concert ever”, my friends got a chance to see a Lebanese band that wasn’t a repetitive cover band, and I had attended my first concert ever, met these four amazing people, got into the whole “Lebanese underground” phase, and earned myself a nickname from Nathalie Yared: “The Only Fan”.

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Artist Analysis: The Incompetents

Original photo by: Tanya Traboulsi. Logo by: Alfred Tarazi (I think).

Original photo by: Tanya Traboulsi. Logo by: Alfred Tarazi (I think).

 

-Name: The Incompetents

-Members: Serge Yared, Fadi Tabbal, Abed Kobeissy, Amine Daher

-Genre: Psychedelic-Folk-Pop

-Years Active: 2008-Present

-History: Fadi “Fe” Tabbal has been a musician (multi-instrumentalist) for a long time now. He played bass for the rock group April Ash. However, he is more well-known as a sound engineer and producer, running his own studio, Tunefork. Enter Serge Yared, a less than competent singer/songwriter and friend of Fe’s who came to the studio wizard with some songs and tunes he had written in the past couple of years. It was then decided that Serge would perform these songs with help from Fe. And so, the duo worked on bringing these songs to life as an album, being joined by several other people in the studio, both musicians and non-musicians alike.

The finished result was the group’s debut album “More Songs from the Victorious City”. And so they were asked to do a live show, something they did not expect, so they had to find a bassist and drummer. Multi-instrumentalist Abed Kobeissy would join in mainly playing bass, and Amine Daher, Fe’s former April Ash band-mate, on the drums.

 And from that point on, the group has gone on to play several shows including a show in The Basement, Fete de la Musique, Deir El Qamar, and many more…

 Currently they are working on two mini- albums, one like the first album, will feature Serge and Fadi’s tag-team tracks, playing off the meticulous sound-crafting and studio wizardry of Fe, the other will have a new format of tracks which will feature the band’s live lineup, playing off the raw energy of their live sound.

 -Sound: The Incompetents usually have a very fun and upbeat sound. They do have some sad songs, and those sound very sincere and heartfelt. Their cover of Tom Waits’ “God’s Away On Business” is aggressive and cynical. I think it’s fair to just say that no matter what mood the song they play has, they always bring out the essence of it and express it to the fullest.

 They employ a variety of musical and non-musical instruments such as marimba, duduk, toy whistle, and in live shows, empty water bottle! The variety in instrumentation gives you the feeling that they didn’t just grab some generic instruments and start playing, but explored all the sounds they had at their disposal in order to express different emotions with different sounds. Even the human voice is utilized differently, particularly, forming the beat of one of their songs from “ooh”s “ah”s and beatboxing.

 They have covered several genres from folk, to psychedelic, to jazz(-ish), to industrial (or some derivative of electronic music of that nature), to just plain rock, and more…

 Vocally, Serge does not have a perfect voice, nor does he sing in pure English. This is what makes the vocals sincere. There is no effort done in hiding these aspects of his singing, and that is why it is all so real and honest. He even had Fadi, with all of his modern age audio technology, and yet his voice is as is, resisting the temptations of perfection in favor for the naked truth. So does honesty matter more than vocal abilities? This is a controversial topic between me and some people I’ve introduced the band to. Their hang-up was the vocals. Well, the voice is the tool the performer uses to sing the lyrics to the song, in other words to express his/her emotions through his/her voice. Singing is about emotion. So I’d prefer it if the emotions being fed to me through one’s voice were sincere regardless of sound rather than the sound be magnificent but the emotions forced. Don’t get confused though, an excellent voice does not necessarily equal lack of emotion, and vice versa. I can give all the theories I want on voice-emotion relationship, but in the end it’s only a matter of personal taste really. Finding Serge’s vocals bad doesn’t make you a closed-minded person. I suppose in the end, this is where a listener decides whether he/she is open-minded enough for this band or not. If not, no problem, your tastes are different, if yes, enjoy.

-Links:

Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/theincompetents

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/The-Incompetents/22096622754?v=wall&ref=ts

Incognito: http://www.incognito.com.lb/store/node/515

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/theincompetents

Their website which is just a place to display unused album artwork: http://www.theincompetents.com/